(Source: unacclimated)
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(Source: stickgunner)
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
(Source: bvsedjesus)
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
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So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.
whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
mr. rogers is actually perf
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http://templeofginger.tumblr.com
Red is the color of Love.
When you reblog, be kind. Keep source, model and photographer credits.
Keep the art alive.
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I actually want to go on Jeopardy, Wheel of Fortune, or The Price is Right. :)
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anyone who doesn’t reblog this is a filthy liar
I try to see if I can use the force on a regular basis.
(Source: fuckyeahrandomstupidities)
grantaire-put-that-bottle-down:
have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
not in a suicidey way
more of a “if a killer clown broke into my house right now, would jumping out the window be a reasonable escape plan” way
Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
who the fuck thought up the plot for this episode
