thegoldenstatewarriors:

The best part about this was Toronto thought Curry was out of the play already

nbacooldudes:

Magic Johnson — Los Angeles Lakers

nbacooldudes:

Clyde Drexler — Portland Trail Blazers

Clyde “glide” Drexler


durinswrath:

kurtsaunt:

justin-john:

wtfhistory:

theshewomanboyhatersclub:

jesuisuneetoile:

THIS IS MARRIAGE!!

Thats right!

Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.

He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”

Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.

I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT

LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.

In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.

Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.

Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT. 

Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.

FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.

^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.

I mean, he knew she was Cersei… lol

And the women were trained the exact same way as men were. As children they were equals ; they were not allowed to wear clothing until a certain age and at that point they were sent away to a training camp until they were 18. It was only the men who were sent into the wilderness for an extra two years to ensure their strength for battle. 

Plus the women could marry whomever they pleased and the men weren’t allowed to live with the women in their house until she said so. And they were tough in Sparta but also all about family. To have male offspring was good luck, to have female offspring was an honour. 

This part of the movie was true; King Leonidas really did kill a man because he insulted his wife and he always ensured that he had his wife’s approval. And while Leonidas was away in battle she did rule Sparta on her own. 

Sparta knew what was up. 

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

puddlepiratey:

e-zekiel:

cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

that is by far the best prosthetic story i have ever heard

(Source: heathledgers)

Maybe if you respected woman, and didn’t treat them as property, to abuse and use you’d still be around her.

But you don’t respect anybody, not even the person who was your “brother” no you treated me like trash, you continually attempted to destroy my relationships, only to scavenge the rubble for your own selfish needs.
I can’t be your friend if you act the way you do, womanbeaters aren’t real men, nor do they deserve to be my friend, I sat by and watched it happen to my mom when I was a toddler, and I’m not going to stand by and let someone whom I used to call family harm a female.
I’ve watched you destruct the last 6 months, and I’m about to call you in for a 5150 hold because I’m afraid of you hurting yourself, or trying to kill me, or somebody else. You aren’t stable anymore, you believe your own lies as the truth, and nobody can tell you different. You’ve lost your brain power, you’ve reverted back to a 5 year old, for example when you don’t get your way you throw a temper tantrum, you obsess over people to the point of stalking simply because you couldn’t break her down, and just because I’ve known you for longer doesn’t mean I’m going to side with you against my morals, and principles. You’ve become the single most dispicable type of “human” I can think of, you treat all others around you like scum, I am done being your friend if you’re going to be like this then you can just forget about me.

After all this time whenever we talk it brings back so many feelings and memories, and I miss them, I miss you, and I really do miss what we had, and I really would love to have that back. But I also know that being with you again even with how much I still feel for you it isn’t the safest choice for my heart, when I first lost you it destroyed me and I couldn’t do it again, but life also isn’t about always playing it safe.

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